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Saturday, February 2, 2013

a dIFficULt w0rK oF gEnIus


(pictured above: Joyce - pwnd)

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...see, I told yous, anyone can write that crap.

(I threw in a few pop cultural references so geek types can enjoy it too. They enjoy any old fuck-wittery as long as it refers to something that made an impact on their telly cage brains.)

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