Seeing as there is all this palaver
over the resignation of the Pope and the appointment of his
successor, I thought I'd check out the
prophecy of Saint Malachy - the 12th century Irish archbishop who foresaw all the popes to come, from his days to the last. I have to admit, I was more than a
little shocked at what I read. Here's what he had to say in full...
'Scarlet and purple pontiffs of the
paedophile protectorate dither and
deliberate all you will, it makes no difference for your days of
luxury, hypocrisy, and simony are at an end. The Terrible Judge is
cometh and the city on seven hills will be laid
low. Even a dancing puppet of a John Paul II 2.0 couldn't help
you now. You conclave of curs. You preservers of inequity. You
propagators of prejudice and of shame.You
least loved by He who loveth even the least lovable of things. You
sucklers of Babylonian whore tit. You
gelatinous celebrants of secret sem(e)nary trysts.
You hateful birds in unclean cages. You foul spirits in a habitation
of devils. You tabernacle befoulers. You covert worshippers of the
Beast. You appalling shower of cunts.
The Terrible Judge is coming. He is coming and He has got His boots on. The earth shall shake a warning beneath the feet of all nations. Heed too the herald Pan-STARRS above for lo' tis with the fiercest of lightening you will soon be struck. Ecclesiastical arses will be booted skyward and the flock shall gasp and weep but then cheer upon enlightenment.
Admonito! Admonito! Novus Pontificus
Maximus Diabolus - Petrus Romanus - Decepticon Megatron. Optimus
Prime shall be amongst us anon.
The End!'
Now, as far as I can make out, this
means that either End Times are immanent or
Transformers 4 is going to be really really fuckin good.
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